Thank You Massa Gubmint!

The EPA’s jack-booted Jackson has such a smart idea!  Lame-brain Lisa is hosting a contest to see who can come up with the most creative way to sell repression!

Environmental Protection Agency is encouraging the public to create video advertisements that explain why federal regulations are “important to everyone.”

 You could win $2500 in a fun contest that helps all the King’s men implement rules that will change all our our lives, and our reasons for existing!

There are rules though. In order to make her commands  sound good for others to follow, you have some rules to follow.

Jackson’s edict requires you to  post your manifestoes on YouTube by May 17th, she will not tolerate late videos. If your videos are more than 90 seconds in length, you will be in violation of Lisa’s rules and you will be rejected.

Lisa says that you will have no choice but to include the slogan, “Let your voice be heard,” and if you don’t, your entry will be rebuffed and you will be personally shunned.

Ms. Jackson commands you to include the government’s website in your video.  If you do, your video may be the one used to promote slavery, coersion, constraint, and confinement.

Your video, if you are lucky enough to win, will be used by the entire government to remind your neighbors, family members, local shop-owners, and children, that you were the one who helped disassemble Democracy, and led us all on the path to despotism.

But, don’t forget the wonderful way you were able to be involved in the process! 

By the way, if you don’t educate the masses and encourage participation about how the King’s rule is better for all of us, you just don’t get it and you won’t win.

After all, rulers need to make rules, as John Dingell said, to control the people.

Please follow and like: