If Friedersdorf's mommy gave him and a friend a cupcake, Conor would write a book needling about how his friend got the one with more icing. What a numb-nuts.

The problem is not when or what happened to start the fire, it's how it is going to be put out that seems to baffle this administration and President to the point that many are starting to wonder if he is actually trying to fan the flames. -Jen Kuznicki

The only reason Tina Fey is famous is because she looks like a celebrity. -Jen Kuznicki

"It always amazes me the sheer number of women who defend abortion. Legal abortion has killed 52 million innocents since '73, that means 26 million roughly, were women. Sick." -Jen Kuznicki

Karl, write this on your dry erase board: I'm talking to myself and no one listens to me anymore.

Rush Limbaugh is the product of understanding freedom and liberty. If you don't like Rush Limbaugh, you don't understand freedom and liberty. If you hate Rush Limbaugh, you hate freedom and liberty. If you are jealous of Rush Limbaugh, you are jealous of his freedom and liberty, and you know you cannot defeat him. -Jen Kuznicki

I don't deny that global warming exists. It does not exist. There is not a pink elephant in my kitchen. I'm not denying it. It is not there. If I denied that there was a pink elephant in my kitchen, it would have to be there, but I would be lying to myself and everyone and walk around it to cook. But it is not there, therefore, I am not denying that it is.

Isn't it a pity
That I'm not the prettiest
Girl in the world
But sometimes I feel
When I kick up my heels in the sun
I'm the loveliest one.
-Melanie Safka

Pat, Anna and I talk about Women and Sharia Law, Obama the Underdog, and Mitt Romney and the toxic nature of Romneycare.